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Cracked.com’s Titanic gist

It’s a 200-minute long love story ending with the horrible drowning deaths of hundreds of men, women and children which somehow became the highest grossing film of all time. In it we learn that Jack Dawson (Leo DiCaprio) and nearly everyone else on board the doomed vessel had to be sacrificed to the icy depths so that a teenage girl (Kate Winslet) could find out what is important in life. Also, titties.